Room available right away, Don't go looking one more day! Furnished room upstairs with FREE WiFi, Shower and tub in a room nearby. Kitchen and laundry here for you, And FREE off-road parking too. Whole of ground floor available too, And a peaceful rear garden, just for you. A rent of $1,050 is the monthly due, And a security deposit of half that, too. Suit a fully employed woman or man But look! - on the following is a ban... Children, parties, pets and bugs, Smoking, viruses, use of drugs. Your security here is guaranteed With Telus' Home Security feed. So if you're wanting peace and quiet, A place to call home, and your very own diet, Contact me today, and set up a date To view the property, before it's TOO LATE!