Make: Human Being----
Dimensions: ~15 hands at the shoulder, 1 cubit across
Weight: approx. 600 scones, 450 if buttered, but I'd rather not.
Standard features: 4 flexible protrusions each possessing one ostensibly prehensile grappling mechanism, 1 release nozzle, a processing unit housed in protected central control panel situated at the highest point of an exclusive organic frame reinforced with central beams.