Campfire musicians

In need of a new friend who can play guitar around a campfire. Must be able to play 90’s and newer country or Oasis. My perfect friend should be able to mix cocktails, make a fire and tuck me in at night. Age and gender are not a factor, but if you’re older than me you should be able to give me life advice and talk about the war. Doesn’t matter which one. Please respond with a demo and a recent picture, preferably dressed as Garth Brooks.